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Message: [QUOTE="dukey, post: 2417717, member: 2046"] If I were Peyton Manning and I went to Miami, on every single first down against the Pats I would deliberately throw the ball over the sideline and into Tom Brady's head, then once I have gained his attention, I'd grab a handful of my penis and testicles and gesticulate aggressively in his direction. I would ask Eli if I could borrow his Super Bowl rings and I'd wear one on each middle finger, and my touchdown celebration would be to run over to the Patriots bench and give Tom Brady the double-finger about an inch from his face. Having free choice over which Florida businesses sponsor me, I would only agree to film commercials for the companies that agree to hire Giselle to appear alongside me, preferably nude and performing a sex act on me. Obviously these commercials could not be shown on TV, so I would break into Tom Brady's house and put a DVD of them on repeat in his living room, soldering the HDMI cable into the TV and stealing his remote so that the commercials are the only thing he can ever watch. [/QUOTE]

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