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Message: [QUOTE="Santa, post: 3699244, member: 11237"] One more for today (because I only have the free version of chatGPT and am therefore limited with the number of pictures I can generate). [B]Canterbury Bulldogs[/B] [ATTACH type="full"]31313[/ATTACH] The Canterbury Bulldogs are like a bloke who buys a Ferrari but drives it like he’s still in a learner’s car park. They throw ridiculous amounts of cash at every “big name” on the market, only for their team to still play like they were picked up from the local pub an hour before kickoff. If spending money won premierships, they’d have a trophy cabinet bigger than the Roosters’ salary cap loopholes—but instead, they’re just the NRL’s most expensive punchline. And their fans? Every off-season, they convince themselves, “This is the year we turn it around!” only to be calling for the coach’s head by Round 10. Belmore Oval isn’t a fortress—it’s just a weekly support group for suffering Bulldogs supporters. Even their own players look like they’d rather be anywhere else. Then there’s Phil “Gus” Gould—the ultimate rugby league spin doctor. He talks a big game about “five-year plans” while making moves like a bloke playing Rugby League Manager on rookie mode. Every few months, he’s sacking a coach, blaming the players, or claiming the club is [I]finally[/I] on the right track… only for them to somehow get even worse. The Bulldogs’ rebuild isn’t a process—it’s a comedy series with endless seasons and no resolution. At this point, they should change their team motto to: “Next year is our year… again.” [/QUOTE]

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