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Message: [QUOTE="Santa, post: 3699936, member: 11237"] [B]Cronulla Sharks[/B] [ATTACH type="full"]31347[/ATTACH] The Cronulla Sharks are like that one mate who finally wins a trophy after decades of trying and suddenly won’t shut up about it. One premiership in nearly 60 years? Impressive… if you’re measuring in geological time. They call themselves the "Sharks," but let’s be honest—real sharks are apex predators. Cronulla is more like a goldfish that occasionally gets lucky in a strong current. They spent most of their existence floundering in mediocrity, and when they did finally win in 2016, they partied so hard you’d think they’d invented rugby league. Their fans love to brag about “Up, Up, Cronulla,” but the only thing consistently going up is their blood pressure watching another season slip into disappointment. And let’s not forget, they once had to be bailed out of financial ruin—because even their accountants struggle to make winning numbers work in the Shire. At this point, the Sharks’ biggest legacy is being the team you don’t really hate, but also don’t take seriously. Keep swimming, fellas—maybe you’ll stumble into another premiership by 2075. [/QUOTE]

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