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Message: [QUOTE="Santa, post: 3699942, member: 11237"] [B]The Dolphins[/B] [ATTACH type="full"]31348[/ATTACH] The Redcliffe Dolphins are basically the NRL’s version of an overhyped Brisbane construction site—lots of big promises, plenty of scaffolding, but still nowhere near finished. They strutted into the league with all the confidence of a bloke who just bought a jet ski on Afterpay, only to quickly realize the deep end of the NRL isn’t as fun as it looked. They call themselves the Dolphins, but let’s be real—actual dolphins are best known for doing tricks for tourists and getting stuck in tuna nets. Not exactly the apex predators of the ocean. The other teams roll in with names like Storm, Tigers, and Raiders, and then there’s Redcliffe, proudly repping the most family-friendly marine animal possible. “Watch out, lads, they might… do a backflip?” Their debut season started strong—like a bloke going too hard at pre-drinks—only to stumble into reality when the real heavyweights reminded them that winning in March doesn’t mean anything in September. Their fans keep saying, “We’re building something special.” Yeah? So is every roadwork project on the Bruce Highway, and that’s been going since the dinosaurs. And their supposed secret weapon? Wayne Bennett—the Gandalf of rugby league—who somehow made them look respectable in their first season. But now he’s gone, and suddenly Redcliffe looks like a bunch of confused apprentices trying to finish a job without the foreman. What’s the plan now? Hope some TikTok coach comes in and revolutionizes the game? At the end of the day, Redcliffe isn’t a bad team—they’re just… there. Not good enough to be feared, not bad enough to be a total joke. Just a solid mid-table team, floating around like a dolphin in a public aquarium—occasionally entertaining, but mostly just swimming in circles while the real predators eat. [/QUOTE]

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