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Message: [QUOTE="Santa, post: 3699945, member: 11237"] [B]Gold Coast Titans[/B] Note: I don't know what this picture is supposed to be... [ATTACH type="full"]31349[/ATTACH] The Gold Coast Titans are the NRL’s version of a gym bro—big, flashy, full of potential, but absolutely no endurance when it matters. They roll into every season looking jacked in the preseason hype, flexing their young talent and new recruits, only to gas out by Round 10 and collapse like a bloke who skips leg day. This team is built like a sports car with no engine. On paper, they should be good—big-name signings, promising juniors, an attack that can score from anywhere. But then you actually watch them play, and it’s like they’ve never heard of defense. Opposing teams stroll through their line like it’s a Sunday walk on Burleigh Beach, and their second-half performances are so bad you’d think they forgot there were two halves in rugby league. And let’s talk about their consistency—or lack of it. One week, they’re putting 40 points on a top-four team, the next week they’re losing to a squad that couldn’t beat a pub side. They don’t just choke under pressure—they collapse in spectacular, meme-worthy fashion. They could be up by 20 with 15 minutes to go, and you’d still bet against them. Then there’s their history of recruitment. The Titans are like a retirement home for washed-up stars looking for one last payday. Every few years, they throw the bank at some big-name signing, only to watch them fall apart like a cheap Gold Coast high-rise during a storm. Either the player gets injured, loses form, or just straight-up forgets how to play rugby league. And their fans? Gotta respect their optimism. They turn up, full of hope, every single season, only to be let down again and again. You’d think they’d learn, but nah—every year, they convince themselves *this* is finally the year the Titans figure it out. Spoiler alert: it never is. At this point, the Gold Coast Titans are just an NRL theme park ride—fast, exciting, and full of thrills, but ultimately going in circles and leaving everyone dizzy by the end. [/QUOTE]

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