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Message: [QUOTE="Santa, post: 3700118, member: 11237"] [B]Manly Sea-Eagles[/B] Damn. ChatGPT had a lot to say about Manly... [ATTACH type="full"]31368[/ATTACH] Ah, the Manly Sea Eagles—a club that has somehow perfected the art of being both overly dramatic *and* underwhelming at the same time. If NRL teams were family members, Manly would be that weird uncle who won’t shut up about the glory days but hasn't done anything impressive since 2011. Anthony Seibold is now at the helm, which is like handing the keys to a Ferrari to a guy who just crashed a lawnmower. This is the same bloke who turned the Broncos into a bottom-eight meme, and now Manly thinks he’s going to lead them to a premiership? That’s like hiring a chef who once burned down a restaurant and expecting fine dining. Good luck with that. Manly loves drama more than they love winning. Remember the pride jersey fiasco? Seven players refused to wear a rainbow jersey, the team imploded, Des Hasler got sacked, and suddenly their season was about as stable as Tom Trbojevic’s hamstrings. Manly is the only team that can lose a game *before* they even run onto the field. And Turbo—oh boy. The entire club is held together by duct tape, and that duct tape is Trbojevic’s legs. Every season starts with “if Turbo stays healthy…” and then three rounds in, he’s being carried off the field like a fallen war hero. Manly fans spend more time checking his medical reports than the actual ladder. If this bloke was a car, he’d be recalled. Then there's Daly Cherry-Evans, the man with a contract so long, it feels like he signed it back when MySpace was still relevant. He’s been steering the ship for years, but unfortunately, that ship looks more like the Titanic every season. If clutch moments were a currency, DCE would be in debt. Brookvale Oval (sorry, *4 Pines Park*) is another issue. They call it a fortress, but it’s really just a paddock with goalposts. The surface is so bad that players don’t even get injured *by* tackles—they just trip over the craters and break something. Manly’s injury list isn’t caused by opposition defenders, it’s caused by poor landscaping. And let’s not forget their recruitment strategy, which seems to be a mix of “sign a guy no one else wants” and “hope our juniors don’t leave for a better club.” Their biggest signing in years was Luke Brooks, a bloke who spent a decade at the Tigers without playing a single finals game. Imagine thinking *that* was the missing piece to a premiership puzzle. In the end, Manly is like a seagull at the beach—loud, annoying, always fighting for scraps, and constantly getting shooed away by bigger dogs. They love to talk tough, but when the finals roll around, they vanish faster than their fans when the team is losing. Classic Sea Eagles. [/QUOTE]

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