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Message: [QUOTE="Santa, post: 3701088, member: 11237"] South Sydney Rabbitohs [ATTACH type="full"]31479[/ATTACH] Ah, the South Sydney Rabbitohs—rugby league’s greatest soap opera, a club that loves to remind everyone they’ve won 21 premierships, but forgets to mention that 20 of them happened when the Titanic was still afloat. The last 50 years? One fluke title in 2014, and they’ve been milking it harder than a dairy farmer ever since. This team is the definition of “all sizzle, no steak.” Every year, the Bunnies enter the season with delusional hype, only to collapse faster than a deck of cards in a hurricane. They dominate the easy games, but the moment they run into a real team, they fall apart like an IKEA bookshelf without screws. Their defense has more holes than a colander, their attack is predictable, and their discipline? Let’s just say they spend more time in the sin bin than on the training paddock. And now, Wayne Bennett is back, because nothing screams desperation like bringing back a 74-year-old wizard to fix a club that refuses to fix itself. What’s the game plan, Wayne? Get the boys to watch VHS tapes of the Broncos in the ’90s and hope for the best? He worked his magic with the Dolphins, but even he can’t turn water into wine when the water is mostly tears from the last decade of chokes. Latrell Mitchell? The most overrated, overhyped, and over-suspended player in the NRL. Some days he’s a game-changer, but most days he’s a headline generator. Either he’s injuring an opponent, taking a mid-season holiday, or making the Rabbitohs’ PR team work overtime defending his latest brain fade. Meanwhile, Cody Walker is still running around pretending to be an enforcer, even though he goes missing in big games faster than South Sydney’s premiership hopes in September. And now, let’s talk about Souths fans—the most self-pitying, loud-mouthed, whiny bunch in the league. These are the same people who still cry about 1999, acting like the NRL personally victimized them, when in reality, they got booted because they were dead last and useless. Fast forward to today, and they have the same punch-drunk energy as a washed-up boxer—constantly talking about the past, ignoring the fact that they’ve been getting slapped around in the present. Souths fans act like their club is a holy relic, but in reality, they’re just NRL’s version of an old rock band living off one hit from the ’70s. They scream “Glory, Glory to South Sydney,” but the only thing glorious about this club is how spectacularly they manage to disappoint their fanbase year after year. Pride of the league? Mate, they’re the punchline. [/QUOTE]

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