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Message: [QUOTE="Morkel, post: 2977917, member: 8215"] Assuming both teams are full strength, and Cronk & Slater both play. [B]Slater vs Tedesco[/B] Starting off and it's a shit match-up from the start. Slater is a grub but his talent is undeniable. Though no fault of his own, Tedesco just symbolises the Roosters' can't-be-legal cap rorting, loading up on high-priced recruits every year. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]Slater[/COLOR] [B]Vunivalu vs Tupou[/B] Tupou is dumb and stuff, but Vunivalu is a grub. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Tupou[/COLOR] [B]Chambers vs Mitchell[/B] **** off. Chambers lost us Origin this year and is a flog. Mitchell is undeniably talented and great to watch, but he is being fellated so hard by just about every commentator that he is categorically unlikeable. Winner: None. They can both **** off. [B]Scott vs Manu[/B] Curtis Scott, with that try-hard pornstache, has an air of arrogance that can only come from the invincible feeling that one gets while playing for the cheatingest, arrogantiest club around. Manu's alright. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Manu[/COLOR] [B]Addo-Carr vs Ferguson[/B] Ferguson is a tool, but I've softened on him. Addo-Carr is fast, but he thinks he's faster than The Jet and he's not, so he can kiss my arse. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Ferguson[/COLOR] [B]Munster vs Keary[/B] Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Keary.[/COLOR] No justification necessary. [B]Croft vs Cronk[/B] I don't like Croft's hair. It is too full and bouncy and suggests that his role is so easy playing off Cam Smith that he can have full and bouncy hair and not give it a second thought. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Cronk[/COLOR] [B]Bromwich vs Waerea-Hargreaves[/B] JWH is one of my most hated players. Bromwich can get away with being named Jesse because he has good footwork. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]Bromwich[/COLOR] [B]Smith vs Friend[/B] Oh dear. Another shitfight. At least Friend hasn't suckered us in to contract negotiations only to finish with "Just Kidding". Twice. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Friend[/COLOR] [B]Glasby vs Taukeiaho[/B] I'm kind of indifferent towards both. Actually leaning towards Taukeiho, I don't know why, maybe Glasby is too much of a plodder. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Taukeiaho[/COLOR] [B]Kaufusi vs Cordner[/B] Cordner is very likeable for a NSW captain. I hate myself for it. Kaufusi got torn a new sphincter in Origin so **** him. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Cordner[/COLOR] [B]Stimson vs Aubusson[/B] I'm giving Stimson the nod here just because I haven't seen much of him so I haven't had the chance to despise him. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]Stimson[/COLOR] [B]Finucane vs Radley[/B] Radley looks like a bizarro 110% scale version of Slater, so **** him. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]Finucane[/COLOR] [B]K Bromwich vs Collins[/B] I feel sorry for KBrom as it must suck being the shorter, fatter, uglier, less-skilled brother. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]K Bromwich[/COLOR] [B]Welch vs Liu[/B] At least this proves that loading up on big stars leaves you short on depth. Who the **** are these guys? Even the name Christian doesn't win me over, so I'm going with a literal toin coss. Heads Welch, Tails Liu. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]Welch.[/COLOR] [B]Asofa-Solomona vs Tetevano[/B] "Big Nelson" is another media darling, and his head is too long. Winner: [COLOR=#ff0000]Tetevano[/COLOR] [B]B Smith vs Matterson[/B] Don't mind Brandon Smith. Short, chunky, baby face, he doesn't look like a footy player so in this company, a zero is better than a negative. Winner: [COLOR=#8000ff]B Smith[/COLOR] Result: [COLOR=#8000ff]Storm 7[/COLOR], [COLOR=#ff0000]Roosters 9[/COLOR]. Holy shit, it seems that the only playing group less likeable than the Roosters is the Storm. **** the Storm, go Roosters. [IMG]https://media.tenor.com/images/5c834041dc66fcaf935ad747090e9264/tenor.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]

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