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Message: [QUOTE="Morkel, post: 2847811, member: 8215"] I'm just picturing Trent Robinson in a crisis meeting with his players. [B]Robinson:[/B] "Someone give me the rundown. What's the crackdown for this time?" [B]Assistant Coach: [/B]"Um, everything". [B]JWH: [/B]"What do you mean? We can't tunnel-ball any more?" [B]Cordner, looking at rule book: [/B]"Nope. In fact, we have to get to our feet to play it. And touch the ball with our foot". [I]JWH faints. Evans drops his bottle of Ezi-Tan.[/I] [B]Friend:[/B] "But there's nothing in the book that says we can't keep giving away penalties when we're stretched. We'll keep doing that". [B]Assistant Coach: [/B]"Actually, it says here that deliberately conceding penalties is considered a professional foul and will result in a sin-bin". [B]Robinson: [/B]"Oh **** off. How the **** are you supposed to defend your line? We're just going to have to score more points than the opposition then. We need SBW back. Where's my cash drawer?" [B]Assistant Coach: [/B]"We can't do that any more. Other teams fans know we do it. They have blogs. Forums. We'll be caught for sure". [B]Robinson: [/B]"Who can we cut? We already white-anted SKD. How about Guerra? He likes the ol' racing stripes". [B]Guerra: [/B]"Um, I'm still here, but I signed with Newcastle". [B]Robinson:[/B] "Oh yeah, we've already started calling you the White Knight. How about Pearce. We have enough halves on our books". [B]Hastings:[/B] "Woo Hoo!". [B]Pearce: [/B]"Can I play with the Bulldogs"? [B]Robinson: [/B]"Great. Call Sonny. Tell him to warm up that offloading arm. He needs to be throwing those passes through the line to the support runners that are already through". [B]Keary: [/B]"Can't do that. The touchies have already started picking them up. They call them forward passes. Because they're passes. That go forwards. Not back. I'm smart". [B]Robinson:[/B] "****. Shit ****. Well **** them. Let's just smash them. Tell Sonny to get his shoulder rea..". [B]Napa, looking forlorn:[/B] "Can't shoulder charge boss". [B]Robinson:[/B] "GET ME POLITIS". [I]Assistant nervously presses buttons on phone.[/I] [B]Robinson on the phone: [/B]"Nick. We're fucked. Initiate Protocol BREAKAWAY COMPETITION". [/QUOTE]

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