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Message: [QUOTE="Coxy, post: 2400456, member: 1764"] Two boys kicking a footy around a park in Brisbane when, suddenly, one boy is attacked by a savage Rottweiler. Thinking quickly the other little boy rips a paling off a fence, wedges it in the dogs collar and twists, breaking the savage animals neck. A Brisbane Curier Mail reporter rushes to the scene to interview the little hero. "YOUNG BRONCOS FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" is the headline he writes in his note book. "But I'm not a Broncos fan," the little boy corrects him. "Sorry," says the reporter, "Since we are in Brisbane I assumed you were," and he begins a new headline. "COWBOYS FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM SAVAGE ATTACK" "That's not right, I don't support the Cowboys either," says the young lad. "You don't?" Says the gobsmacked reporter. "Can't believe that but this one will be right...." "TITANS SUPPORTER RISKS LIFE IN HEROIC RESCUE" "I'm not a Titans supporter either," replies the little boy. "I assumed everyone in Queensland supported either the Broncos, Cowboys or, if really desperate, dumb bogans, the Titans," replies the reporter..."Just who do you support?" "Wer'e both from the northern beaches of Sydney, we're both Manly supporters," the youngster proudly proclaims. The reporter immediately starts a new headline in his notebook..."LITTLE REDNECK MANLY BASTARD VANDALISES FENCE AND KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET" [/QUOTE]

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