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Message: [QUOTE="hidethesuspect, post: 2530100, member: 8408"] And what a hell of a chin, it's so manly it's making me blush. He's a tough bugger too, which comes back to that heart and chin of his. He should lead with his chin when he tackles or gets tackled. He'd break whatever it made contact with. It's like the hammer of thor, he can go around smashing things with it. When he opens a beer, he uses his chin. When he's out the back building a stand to mount his chin on when he retires he hammers the nails in using his chin. If you were to find yourself in the middle of nowhere with Tate as your passenger and no tyre iron to undo the nuts; never fear Tate's chin can loosen up those for you. Lets say you were to walk down the street and someone were to pull a knife on you and ask for all your money. If you have Tate as a companion just get him to hold his chin out and say "That's not a knife, this is a chin!" (sure that doesn't quite make sense, but hey work with me here people). One time when Tate went to board a plane they asked him to remove the weapon off his face because there are obviously no weapons allowed on a flight. After some embarrassing moments for Tate and the officials they realised that it was just his chin. You know how in baseball they use a bat to hit the ball, well Tate just uses his chin, home run every time! When his misses wants oral sex Tate just gives her the chin, it's the only thing any self respecting man with such a big chin would do. When you need a can of bake beans opened, forget those cheap self opening lids that the tab always breaks, just crack it open on Tate's chin. If you ever find yourself without a pestle and mortar just get Tate over, he will crush the shit outta that food. There might be a mess afterwards, but who gives a shit. Look I could honestly go on about Tate's oversized, sexy, manly, solid, rock of a chin but I like to stay on topic so I won't. [/QUOTE]

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