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Message: [QUOTE="Kimlo, post: 2110202, member: 2021"] A comparison of NRL footy teams to their female equivalent [b]Melbourne Storm [/b]- Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn. [b]St George Illawarra Dragons[/b] - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most. [b]South Sydney Rabbitohs [/b]- Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails. [b] Sydney Roosters [/b]- Amelie Mauresmo.! Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't. [b] Parramatta Eels [/b]- Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times. [b]Wests Tigers [/b]- Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly. [b]Canterbury Bulldogs [/b]- Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty. [b]NZ Warriors [/b]- Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily. [b]Canberra Raiders[/b] - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while. [b]Brisbane Broncos[/b] - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully. [b]Cronulla Sharks [/b]- Jenna Jamieson. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more. [b] Penrith Panthers [/b]- Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal. [b]North Queensland Cowboys [/b]- J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back. [b] Newcastle Knights [/b]- Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front. [b]Gold Coast Titans[/b] - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well. [b]Manly Sea Eagles[/b] - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indifference. I found this really funny so I thought I would share it :D [/QUOTE]

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