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Message: [QUOTE="Big Pete, post: 2401774, member: 1899"] I don't hate clubs as much as I hate the fans... 1. Manly - They're like that boy from the Twilight Zone you can't think ill thoughts of. Get their way 90% of the time, and the 10% oh boy. Fans range from ######ed to incredibly precious and you get the feeling very few could actually talk to you about Rugby League. Hell, some probably still think Toovey is playing (to a degree they'd be right). My hate for the club had dwindled thanks to their array of juniors but the behaviour of the club and it's fans in the past month has turned me off big time. 2. Roosters - Will bend over backwards for Todd Carney and then have the gall to criticise how others celebrate their champion players. Bitch constantly about refs and are needlessly aggressive. 3. Parramatta - Ho boy, where do we start? There's like 4 different variations of Parra fans, 1 of them tolerable. The others are the ones trapped in the 80's who are anti-Broncos and will argue blue in the face Brett Kenny is the best player of all time. Then there's the second wave who think their experts and will feed you such rubbish that one of their juniors was going to be king but the coach/injuries/illuminati ruined their career. And now the third wave who hopped the bandwagon and have posters of Jarryd on the wall. If you dare criticise Jarryd they'll throw a bitch fit for an entire day. 4. Bulldogs - So f**king thick. Don't watch games outside of the Bulldogs but pretend to be experts regardless. You can tell most of their info comes from the DT which they constantly quote and is their second most quotable material behind the Big Bang Theory which to them is the best show to debut since Who's The Boss. They're actually not bad fans otherwise, well, the ones who can speak decent English that is. But you kind of get a major wigga vibe from them. Like they're ICP fans. 5. Canberra - If you ask them they've only lost 5 games fairly since their inception. Like Parra fans, think every junior they produce is some legendary figure and if they fail it's the coach's fault. Or, in fact, they are legends and the selectors and fans are all blind. I mean, don't you guys know? Alan Tongue was the best lock of the 2000's. 6. Knights - Freud would have a field day with them. EVERYTHING comes back to Joey - How was your day? 'Joey Johns was the best player of all time'. How good was the Origin? 'We would have won if Joey was playing'. Farewell Lockyer. 'Joey Johns deserved a better farewell'. Like Roosters fans, will bend over backwards for Joey, will disown the rest of the side, because didn't you guys realise? Joey carried that team of nuffies to a premiership. Tahu? S**t. Buderus? S**t. Kennedy Ohohoho Mega S**t. Will speed it up... 7. Storm - Everyone is cheating the cap, we were just the better team. 8. Cronulla - We're Cronulla and we love to fight. 9. Dragons - S**t deserve to be higher up. Precious hypocritical merkins who get their kicks out of other teams failures. Try to act above it all, but really they're the most insecure bunch of fans in the game. 10. Souths - Two different breeds. A Bulldogs thick variation or Roosters aggressive variation. All of them are delusional. Probably down on my list because they cop enough hate. 11. Penrith - Are just so strange. Kind of like that one kid with a weird fascination with Milk and Mayonaise. Remind me of the Lapoyle's from It's Always Sunny. 12. West Tigers - Two different variations, one of them sucks. And that's the 2005 bandwagon fans who don't understand the game but will try and discuss it with you. Think the game should be touch and that Farah is the greatest hooker who ever lived. 13. Warriors - Are okay, but will try to push some anti-Kiwi agenda in the NRL like they're Kanye West. 14. Titans - Don't exist 15. Cowboys - Mostly keep to themselves, but those who don't come across as bandwagon fans who jumped on board only when the club was doing okay. Have no context of their club and show little respect to some of their greats. But, that's only the few who pop outside of their own little bubble. [/QUOTE]

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