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Message: [QUOTE="Nashy, post: 2236522, member: 1976"] Lockyer could do it. He would look at the ball, and out of pure fright it would fall on the ground, then onto his foot, and then rush away over the far posts. But then, Lockyer would want the ball back, the ball knows this. So instead of stopping dead, it would hit a stupid opposition supporter in the crowd, breaking said supporters nose, and bounce back towards Lockyer, hitting both the uprights on the Broncos line, 4 times each, then it would lay perfect on the crossbar, right on the black dot. It would be perfect. Lockyer would then grunt, and the ball would fall backwards over the bar. The opposition captain's head would explode, and would have a heart attack, after having a punch up with Gould in the box. Gould and Rabs are fire, channel 9 would lose the contract to Foxsports, and Foxtel would offer massive discounts for Foxtel to league fans. Lockyer would take the 1 point. Since this is only the second minute of play, a try a minute, and a 100% success rate would win the Broncos the game. 468 - 0. Dave Gallop would step down, Chubby close would be elected as CEO, and the Rabbitohs, Sharks, Roosters and Eels would all be removed from the comp. Melbourne would be forced to create it's own juniors. PNG get heaps of money to do everything up, and their own team. Perth are in the comp, as is Darwin. In the time, AFL crowds are far lower than expected, because of the awesomeness that is Darren Lockyer. Because of his new found fame, he also released a product he has been working on for the past 10 years. Lockyer's Cleansing Face Wash. Carroll finds this complements his chin very well, he has a crack of a year because of his new soft facial features, and we win the comp, we win Origin and we win the International game. For shits and gigs, we also enter into a Japanese rugby play off, and we beat them to hell. All this, because Lockyer is God. [/QUOTE]

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