- Apr 26, 2008
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A comparison of NRL footy teams to their female equivalent
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
South Sydney Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo.! Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Parramatta Eels - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Brisbane Broncos - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Cronulla Sharks - Jenna Jamieson. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more.
Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
North Queensland Cowboys - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.
Newcastle Knights - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.
Manly Sea Eagles - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indifference.
I found this really funny so I thought I would share it :D
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
South Sydney Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo.! Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Parramatta Eels - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Brisbane Broncos - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Cronulla Sharks - Jenna Jamieson. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more.
Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
North Queensland Cowboys - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.
Newcastle Knights - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.
Manly Sea Eagles - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indifference.
I found this really funny so I thought I would share it :D
