I hope Cam Smith rams his knee cap into Thurstons ankle ruling both out for the grand final in one fell swoop...naturally this would ideally occur in the first minute of tonight's match with the remaining 16 players from each side totally shagged from the extra workload !
I suppose it would have to be the Cows but that's like saying you have to **** one of these two women if you want to live...Magda Zubanski or Gina Rhinehardt !
Masturbation difficulty = Expert
I'd **** Gina Rhinehardt $o hard.
Happy to treat both Gina and Magda to a very good night. At the same time.