Who has been worse than Maranta?

Two weeks ago would anyone have thought Oates name would be thrown into the discussion? That half is just as bad, if not worse than any half Maranta has given us..

Almost but he at least made one run forward.
 
Yeah, but Oates hasn't been consistently stinking up the place.

He's been one of our best players over the past two years.
 
When Broncos scored, I thought this could have been the comeback...

And then Maranta does what he did... The fucking imbecile. Gets dragged back in goal, because he forgot you're supposed to drop to the fucking ground, we concede a goal line dropout and Panthers score...

****. Him. Off.
 
I never want to see that dumbfuck in our jersey again yet we've all said that exact thing about 100 times already.
 
When Broncos scored, I thought this could have been the comeback...

And then Maranta does what he did... The ****ing imbecile. Gets dragged back in goal, because he forgot you're supposed to drop to the ****ing ground, we concede a goal line dropout and Panthers score...

****. Him. Off.

Can someone get a gun and force him to watch some of his old man's videos at least, to 'try' to give him some idea of how to play like a winger?

Plowman might not have been the greatest winger we've ever had, but gawd... Surely he could at leat pass on 'dive to the goddamn ground like EVERYONE else friggin does you moron...'

Because the truly sad thing is I think he'll be there for the rest of the year, barring injury...
 
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I seriously feel like I could flog maranta in a foot race and out wrestle him too. Yet he makes way more money than I do.
 
When Broncos scored, I thought this could have been the comeback...

And then Maranta does what he did... The ****ing imbecile. Gets dragged back in goal, because he forgot you're supposed to drop to the ****ing ground, we concede a goal line dropout and Panthers score...

****. Him. Off.

unfortunately he is wayne's godson.. he is more protected than the endangered eastern bilby...
 
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I want to see Maranta at the Melbourne Storm. That seems like the only place where he could possibly improve and reach his absolute maximum potential. How big or little that potential is, I'm unsure of, but just to get some peace of mind, I wish he was under the coaching of Bellamy, just to see if he can improve, and by how much. Honestly, no first grade footballer can be that bad, seriously. Its hard to comprehend really.
 
I want to see Maranta at the Melbourne Storm. That seems like the only place where he could possibly improve and reach his absolute maximum potential. How big or little that potential is, I'm unsure of, but just to get some peace of mind, I wish he was under the coaching of Bellamy, just to see if he can improve, and by how much. Honestly, no first grade footballer can be that bad, seriously. Its hard to comprehend really.

That's an interesting call. Melbourne does have a history taking nobodies and numpties on the wing, having them perform well and setting up their careers at other clubs.
 
When Broncos scored, I thought this could have been the comeback...

And then Maranta does what he did... The fucking imbecile. Gets dragged back in goal, because he forgot you're supposed to drop to the fucking ground, we concede a goal line dropout and Panthers score...

****. Him. Off.

The thing about that one is that he actually had plenty of time to get out of the in-goal. but he wait, hoping the ball went dead. by the time he realised it wouldn't the defence was at the goal line.

if he had have picked up the ball straight away, he would have been at the 10m line by the time the defence got to him.
 
if he had have picked up the ball straight away, he would have been at the 10m line by the time the defence got to him.

10m line is a bit generous. Just between you and me....He doesn't actually have blinding speed. Shhhh
 
10m line is a bit generous. Just between you and me....He doesn't actually have blinding speed. Shhhh

well at least far enough that he wouldn't have been pushed back in the ingoal ...
 
He gets slower every week. Is he carrying an injury or something?

I'm not even joking - some of our forwards are quicker than him.
 

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